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Gustaf

Gustaf
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Datum objave: 11.02.2018 23:37:26 Citiraj objavo Pošlji ZS

Pust je prekleto dober izgovor za zganjanje zajebancije na kubik, čeprav... Celoletne šeme mormo menda dat na pusta mir (no, tork je še daleč :P)

 

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Zjutraj se pogovarjata  prijatelja:

"Je bila tvoja žena jezna, ker si se sinoči tako pozno vrnil domov s
pustovanja?"

"Pa še kako! Danes ima ona masko pokvarjenega  TVja."

"Kako to misliš?"

  Enostavno - "Slika je, tona ni."

 

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Pritečeta dva rekreativca z Rožnika direkt k Čadu, da se bosta malo
podprla...


pride natakar in ga vprašata: "Dober dan, midva sva vegana, kaj priporočate
da naročiva?"

"Taksi!", odvrne natakar in odide...

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Toj pa to za ta gnar! :P


 

 




Who are you to question my sincerity
For now you are high on yourself

Gustaf

Gustaf
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Regija: Ljubljana z okolico
Datum objave: 18.02.2018 23:49:05 Citiraj objavo Pošlji ZS

Ok, pusta je konc, zdej lahk spet zajebavam :P

 

 

 

 

Fak, to pa je življenjska resnica - tisti, k ste to dožvel, veste, da je ta reč annoying as hell smile)))

 

 

hahaha, virtual reality live :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sad but true (when talkin' bout prejudice)

 




Who are you to question my sincerity
For now you are high on yourself

Gustaf

Gustaf
Št. sporočil: 7376
Regija: Ljubljana z okolico
Datum objave: 20.02.2018 00:00:30 Citiraj objavo Pošlji ZS

Ker za drug teden grozijo z vdorom "polarnega" mraza (cca -20 v prestolnici), sem se že opremil s takšnimi in drugačnimi pripomočki. Med drugim sem nabavil velike količine posebne in do sedaj nikoli videne tekočine, ki odastranjuje led na VSEH STEKLAH. Upam, da ste tako pametni in ne boste tvegali ivja na vaših steklah, zato pohitite z nakupom, zaloge so omejene XD
P.S.: Proizvajalec svetuje: RAZPRŠENJE ZVEČER ZMANJŠUJE ZMRZNJENJE ČEZ NOČ!

Koda izdelka: slovenštinu v vsako slovensko vas
 

 

 

smile)))))

 

 

Tega se je treba držat :P

 




Who are you to question my sincerity
For now you are high on yourself

Gustaf

Gustaf
Št. sporočil: 7376
Regija: Ljubljana z okolico
Datum objave: 22.02.2018 23:28:48 Citiraj objavo Pošlji ZS

I was walking home one evening and came upon a clearly depressed man standing at the edge of a bridge, looking like he was about to jump. I called out to him to wait, and ran over to see what was the matter.

"It's this country," he lamented. "It's falling into ruin and there's nothing I can do about it. The election was the last straw. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"Well cheer up," I said. "We're all in this together. Say, are you a conservative, or a libertarian?"

"A libertarian," he said.

"That's great!" I said. "See, you're not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?"

"Free-market libertarian," he said.

"Me too!" I said. "Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?"

"Paleo-libertarian," he said.

"Hey, so am I!" I said. "Chicago or Austrian school of economics?"

"Austrian," he said.

"Me too," I said. "Hayek or Rothbardian strand?"

"Rothbardian," he said.

"Same here," I said. "Are you a consequentialist or deontological libertarian?"

"Consequentialist," he said.

So I said, "Die, statist scum!" and pushed him off the bridge.

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Apple in Nigeria


 

 

KOMPENZACIJA? :D


 




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For now you are high on yourself

Gustaf

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Datum objave: 01.03.2018 23:01:20 Citiraj objavo Pošlji ZS




Who are you to question my sincerity
For now you are high on yourself

Gustaf

Gustaf
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Regija: Ljubljana z okolico
Datum objave: 04.03.2018 18:26:06 Citiraj objavo Pošlji ZS




Who are you to question my sincerity
For now you are high on yourself

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